WARNING!

You are about to hear chapters from GOING SANE

PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY DIED LAUGHING DOING THIS!

SHOULD YOU SUDDENLY FEEL:

DINGY, DITZY, GOONY, GAGA, LOONEY, LOOPY, TWEAKY or TINGLY

SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY

DISCLAIMER:  GOING SANE is not a self-help book, pop philosophy, spiritual advisor, virtual rabbi, Higher Power or Ouija Board.  It is not a compass, moral or otherwise.  For optimum results, read the text, not between the lines. Foisting this book on uptight people may provoke an unpredictable response.

GOING SANE IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR:

DORKS, DOLTS, DIPS or DWEEBS;  

YAHOOS, YO-YO’S, BIMBOS or BOZOS

TWITS, TWERPS, TWEAKERS or GEEKS

GOONS, LOONS, FLAKES or FREAKS

QUACKS, KOOK, CLODS or CREEPS

DIMWITS, DIP SHITS, DUMBKOFTS or NITWITS

AIRHEADS, JUGHEADS, LUNKHEADS or PINHEADS

NUT JOBS,  NUMB NUTS, NUMBSKULLS or JELLO BUTTS

 SLIME BALLS, SCUMBAGS, SLACK JAWS or SLEEZE BAGS

LAME-O’S, WACKOS, SPAZMOS or WEIRDOS

MOUTH BREATHERS, BOTTOM FEEDERS, KNUCKLE DRAGGERS or PICKLE SUCKERS

Additional Idjits May Be Added To This List Without Further Notice

 

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